Monday, February 16, 2015

Take on the weather

It is so cold in NYC this morning that the tip of my winkie felt like
it was stuck between Furley and Jack in that ice locker. I can't
tell you exactly how cold with the wind chill but I'd be shocked if it
was a degree over 0.
It wasn't just the fact my ballsack was cold, my IPhone battery was
dead after four emails and three text messages.
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1 comment:

  1. Mr. R. LeeFebruary 17, 2015 at 12:23 AM

    It was 70 - 75 degrees and sunny in the SF Bay Area today. All weekend, in fact.

    Btw, the Yankees are retiring Andy Pettite's jersey. Can you believe that?? He was a pretty good, above average pitcher over a long career. Somehow, now that translates to jersey retirement?? Oh, he also admitted to steroid use.

    How the hell can one justify retiring Andy Pettite's number over Dave Winfield? Or Rickey Henderson? Even Bernie Williams and Hideki Matsui are probably more deserving.

    The Yankees are racist.

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