hell this place functions. The taxes are outrageous, the cronyism
perverse, the weather horrible, the congestion insufferable and the
people ridiculously tanned but worse than that is for a state which is
95% highway, people drive like absolute idiots. Take for example the
handjob who parked his Nissan at the supermarket parking lot last
weekend, people in this state treat the parking lot lines like they do
the personal space on an airplane or a Springsteen concert..happily
plopping half of their gut on your lap. I don't mind a little elbow
of a knee which makes it way over the imaginary line but when you
start stretching out into my seat, I get annoyed. This is the same
thing that happens in the parking lot as every ahole believes it's
their right to take up four parking spots for their Nissan Altima as
apparently getting over-tanned and fist bumping to Z100 should mean
you also get special treatment in the parking lot
At first, I thought this update was going to be about a seedy, gay pickup joint alongside a highway in New Jersey.
ReplyDeleteSo I didn't read it on my first scan of the update titles.
Then, I thought the parked car might be in reference to meth'ed out college dropout white girls beating off middle aged, married, fat Russian or Italian guys with shitty used cars in anonymous parking lots. Having probably viewed that scene from that particular porn genre about 20 times before on Tube8 or PornHub, I decided to check it out.
Much to my disappointment, this update was about the fear of door dings.