Take on Brian Williams

I've read every lame excuse Brian Williams has given and none of them
make any sense

He says he misremembered whether he was in a helicopter that was fired
upon when the facts came out they he was in a different helicopter an
hour later

I can believe misremembering certain things but not others

I can't say for certain what I had for lunch on Monday, might have
been a dirty gyro or maybe a wrap but but I am 100% sure I never
snorted coke off of Pamela Anderson's ass

I may misremember where I first heard Every Rose has its Thorn but I
would be 100% sure whether I bagged Tiffani Amber Thiessen to it in
college

I may not remember my flight number from last week but I would not
misremember whether that plane got fucking shot down


Brian Williams should stick himself in a deep dark cave with Hillary
Clinton and Paul Ryan and get ass rammed by a Humvee full of ISIS
assholes and tell us if they remember getting shot at then...or what
their time in the Chicago marathon was