taken an otherwise completely random day in freezing cold February and
convinced the American consumer to spend $100 on a bouquet of $25
flowers. Flowers which when delivered generally look like they have
been trampled on by a herd of elephants because, well, flowers don't
grow well in the winter and sending them across the country in a UPS
truck is about as good for them as peeling on them. But it is not
just adults they lure into this madness, my daughter came home from
Kindergarten with bags full of candy and and other assorter junk for
no good reason. Why people feel compelled to spend their hard
earned money on something as idiotic as Valentines day is beyond me.
Oh well, let the fun begin
A much better holiday is March 14:
ReplyDeleteSteak and Blowjob Day.
Look it up. Bing it. It is a great holiday, and I hope it continues to catch on and spread like an STD in every cuntry in the world.