Saturday, January 10, 2015

Take on high heels

Mark this 'news' down in the wasn't that obvious column. Yesterday,
Time.com featured a piece based on a study that showed women in high
heels got more attention than women in flats. There has not been a
greater invention in human history than the 4 inch heel heels and I
know there probably didn't need to be a gigantic government funded
study to prove this but we digress. What seemed so obvious is that
although heels are probably ridiculously uncomfortable, any woman
would be crazy to not flaunt them. It's not the extra 3 or 4 inches
but the fact that the heels will accentuate a woman's prime assets.
Standing on her tiptoes forces her ass to sit up higher and her chest
to pop. A woman dressing up should always wear heals, a single chick
going out for brunch should, too. It's a free ass lift and boob job
for a couple of hundred bucks which is money well spent

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