One of my friends from work surprised me with a cake for my birthday
which was great...except that she is a total foodie. So instead of a
carrot cake or a cupcake she got me some avocado colored green-tea
thing. Not only did this thing look like the aftermath of a You Can't
do that on Television episode and tasted like kissing a chain smoking
Alanis Morrisette
I had to out up a good face because it was a gift but good god this
thing was horrible
Let me take a wild guess and say that this dumbass female co-worker was Asian.
ReplyDeleteOnly really myopic and stupid Asians seems to like green tea-flavored shit.
I personally hate green fucking tea.
Signed,
Not A Myopic Or Stupid Asian