Wednesday, October 8, 2014

take on the female vaginal orgasm

just saw a report that much like some hot chick actually having unprotected sex with a random British cabdriver, the female vaginal orgasm is a figment of porn's imagination..

basically, a female can't orgasm from vaginal intercourse alone, she needs a bag full of toys to go if she has any hope that her Irish boyfriend can get her off..

the article states

The authors also said that most women don't orgasm during intercourse, and that women who think they have a problem in the bedroom because they can't orgasm vaginally are not dysfunctional -- because the vaginal orgasm doesn't exist.

This is the best/worst news I've ever read because maybe all the women I've left unsatisfied shouldn't have been all that pissed.  Then again the bad news is that with other dudes maybe they faked it because they didn't want to hurt their pride and they didn't care enough to protect my fragile ego

Anyway, I'm too old, too tired and too married to go and try to prove whether or not this study is right or  wrong, so I'll just assume this study to be gospel unless we can get a few readers who are willing to be willing to take part of a big TOR experiment with other TOR readers... I know of at least one dude more than willing to volunteer his services.. . 



2 comments:

  1. The researchers clearly have never been to Brazil

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