Take on the guy on a scooter going to work

I am not sure if there is anything more ridiculous than a fully grown
man riding a scooter to work in a shirt and tie. I get that you have
to find ways to beat the congestion, but come on man, have some self
respect. Get a foldable bike, a Vespa or just a good pair of shoes
but these Razor things were lame a decade ago and haven't improved

What is next, you take a tricycle with a bunch of frilly things having
off the handles to the opera??