Take on John Daly

there really is no better American than John Patrick Daly..  Not only because he's a fall down drunk who sometimes dazzles and other times fizzles but because he just revealed he blew through nearly $55 million playing blackjack and slots.   I've lost a few bucks in Vegas (really just a few bucks) but cannot imagine blowing through millions of dollars, even if I had millions more. 

the best thing about him is that when every once in a while, he'll shoot like a 68 on a Thursday of a tournament and make the cut.. then he usually implodes by Saturday and proceeds to hit a ball while it's rolling down a hill for a couple of penalty shots.    then come Sunday he's the first one off the tee and he barrels through 18 holes in like 3 hours, all while shotgunning beers and smoking butts the entire way..   He's passed out in a gutter somewhere even before the leaders come around the turn