Take on the Greatest Scam in the World

There really is no bigger scam out there than iced coffee. Hey, we'll
take a small $1.25 coffee, keep it in a fridge and serve it over
frozen water and charge you double. Not only are you essentially
paying for ice but you are actually getting less coffee which is
already a ridiculously high profit margin item

So although your iced coffee sounds delicious on a sweltering hot day
after I just ran 10 blocks to catch a ferry, I will opt for the small
coffee instead