Take on the van

There are so many things that are miserable about being the guy who
drives a minivan but nothing is worse than pulling up to a gas station
and dropping nearly $60 to fill up. I pull up today and dropped my
jaw when the dude told me that my kid's college education was just
sent down a pipe.
So not only do I have to deal with the indignity of driving a minivan
but now also have to pay 11 dirty-gyros worth of paycheck to fill the sucker up...