Take on Roy Hibbert

Earlier today I got the following message

Remember that Pacers meltdown you TOR'd about?  Well there are whispers about a Lebron James - Delonte West type situation.  This comes from my UPS guy.  Now do a little googling and check out Roy Hibbert's production.  He's an uber stud Center.  He scored zero points the other night and barely played.  About a week ago, Pacers brass (Larry Bird, Donnie Walsh, etc) took him out to dinner.  Why?  Perhaps they were trying to smooth things over?  Perhaps they were checking to see if his mom was still available?  

Get on this. 

I remember the Lebron-Delonte West thing pretty well.  Basically Delonte West who was some B player on the Cavs was making up for his lack of production on the court by getting extra productive with Lebron's mom. An NBA player, making millions, with chicks probably begging to bang them decided that the piece of ass he was gonna tap, was that of a 45 year old chick who happened to be the mom of the star player.   When this came our, Lebron started to kind of suck and everybody in Cleveland knew they had to out a stop to it.  David Stern probably stepped in personally to make sure this was taken care of permanently. After some behind the scenes dealings, Delonte West was shunned to the D-League or the European League or something where he probably continued his quests of Ricky Rubio's mom, Toni Kukoc's mom and Tony Parker's stinky mom. 

But now, if the UPS man is to be believed there might be a similar situation going on with Roy Hibbert who just last year seemed like he was on the verge of breaking out as the next big star at the center position.  Everything was lined up for him but somehow during this season he went from the next big thing to the next big bust.   So if I am reading between the lines, the reason have't are going to fire Frank Vogel is because he has been banging Hibbert's mom and he's sulking and thus sucking because of it. 

This entire collapse is thus not on the coaches inability to draw up an effective game-plan but instead because the game plan he drew up to get into the pants of some chick who probably looks like Grandma-Ma and Larry Bird knows that a guy who  can't keep their little birdie's out of the big man's mom's cage is walking dead 

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