Every year I get excited when they announce that the worldwide no-pants subway ride will be rolling back through town and every year I'm glad that I forget to go. Like a naked people beach, this seems basically like a collection of fat overweight people who should be asked to wear more clothes, not less. I get that it's your right to take a train in your boxers but please realize that my eyes aren't the only thing getting contaminated. Have you seen the nose-picking, toe-nail clipping, dry humping, clammy hand touching, bad BO having filth that takes the subway and now the only thing that separates your bare ass and the filth that is the NYC subway is a thin piece of cotton.
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