Take on the dentist

every six months or so I go to the dentist and every time I regret it more and more..

First the professional tooth technician always spends the first few minutes scolding me about not flossing enough, then spend the next 45 minutes poking, prodding, pulling, grinding and cutting my teeth and gums till I am spitting blood like I just got out of a 12 round fight with Clubber Lang

But what is the worst part about the entire experience is that they spray that water everywhere and by the end of the hour, I need a towel.   The have to figure out a way to turn down the intensity because the amount of back-splash against my pearly whites is out of control