particularly pleasant and is not at all larger than other sh!ts but it
is sort of transforming. Sh!t smells like sh!t but somehow a
bathroom in China always smells worse. I think it is all the crap
they eat or the lighter fluid they drink but you walk into any
bathroom in China, be it at a five star hotel or on the side of the
highway and the smell is just unbearable. I, myself, have contrived
nightly to this over the last few days even if I have avoided most of
the really gruesome food and drink choices. It's like after spending
three days here, your stomach becomes like a natural sewage plant.
The stink from my own hotel room bathroom today was enough to knock
out a hippo and sadly I don't even remember going.
Did I ever write about how, when I was a kid growing up in SoCal, I never used the elementary school bathroom even one time? So from 8 am to 3 pm, I held it.
ReplyDeleteThat is because I could NOT take the disgusting, foul, unsanitary odor of urine and fecal matter. Or the sound of another person urinating or defecating. I still can't. I can't even take it when a girl I have just had sex with goes to my bathroom and leaves the door open while she pees out the semen I have just ejaculated into her vaginal canal. It is gross as hell.
So I still try to avoid public restrooms to this day.
Except to take selfies in the mirror. That activity is okay.