Friday, October 4, 2013

Take on the moaner

What the hell is with people sounding like they are giving birth in
mensrooms? I have noticed that lately there are more guys who moan,
cough, grunt and whimper while sitting on the can. Maybe they need
more bran in their diets, maybe they should be drinking more water but
one thing I am sure of, they should probably find a handicap stall
because what is happening behind that partition is not potentially
criminal. I have a buddy who popped his retina taking a dump, so I
get that this is a trying experience for some people, but have the
wherewithal -or at least the decency- to keep the orgasmic sounds to
yourself

2 comments:

  1. These people are probably immigrants who don't know any better.

    Had they grown up here and gone to public school, they would have gotten the shit beaten out of them the first time they let out a groan or moan in the toilet stall. Oh, and probably called a faggot 50 times over.

    #INeverTookADumpAtSchool #PublicRestroomsAreUnclean #JuniorHighSchoolWasAwesome #GayBashingWasCoolInThe80sAndEarly90s

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  2. I think this trend started with women's tennis.

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