Thursday, September 26, 2013

Take on the Pumpkinber

If you ever wonder why Americans are risky the last healthy people,
look no further than he new Pumpkinber from Seattle's Coffee. With a
slogan like "when the ship turns orange try the Pumpkinber", you know
you are screwed
This thing is a pumpkin pie mixed with a latte, in other words they
cram 800 calories into a 16 ounce cup and probably will mean instant
death for the consumer, which can't be a good long term strategy

1 comment:

  1. That's not instant death.

    Instant death is the Thurmanator burger at The Thurman Café in Columbus, Ohio. I ordered it last year. Got only 1/4 of the way through, and typically, when I am determined, I can really plow through a freaking burger.

    But not that one.

    Also, I got the runs and a queasy stomach for the rest of the weekend.

    Just do a Bing images search on "thurmanator," and you will see.

    http://wosu.org/2012/capturecolumbus/files/2011/07/3913915410_02b248244d_b-1000x750.jpg

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