Take on plane feet

Sitting on an airplane for the better part of 13 hours does not do a
lot for your back or neck, but that is really the least of your
worries. I get off a connection today and my feet feel like they have
been injected with pig-intestines. Maybe it's the dry air, maybe the
altitude or maybe the 12+ hours of inactivity but my poor feet could
just not for into my sneakers today. I had to untie the laces
completely, just to slip them in, nothing like looking like a mental patient walking through Schiphol airport.

No wonder old people love Velcro