sitting on an airplane and finding out that your TV doesn't work.
obviously I asked the stewardess for help and after they reset the
system three separate times, I realized that I was screwed. The
flight was full and the only chance to get it to work would be to
reboot the entire flight. Everybody else's was working done, so they
weren't going to reboot the system for me and cause mass hysteria.
I did a bunch more complaining and did manage 5000 free miles, which for a guy well on his way to the Million Mile Club is kind of like a porn star getting a handjob, and an extra
bag of pretzels out of them but that was hardly worth the
inconvenience of reading the same copy of Delta Connects five times
over again
MLIA
Have you considered reading a book? Reading is a lost art these days. Most Americans just read what's on a website or in their email and texts.
ReplyDeleteTo help counter that growing tidal wave of zero intellectual curiosity, I just bought the Game of Thrones books in a 4-book paperback package and 1 hardcover of the latest one. I can't wait to open them up and start reading them!!
And by "just bought," I mean I bought them in mid-to-late July.