Take one the half used roll

There is something I never quite understood about hotels: how do they
provide you with a full toilet paper roll every morning? At home, you
go until your roll is done, but at any decent hotel you never come
close to the recycled paper. I always figured that the Hyatt and
Hilton chains are using cheap immigrant labor to reroll toilet paper
rolls or selling them at flea markets.
Then again maybe they just donate them to the poor. I can see it now,
like the Seinfeld episode with the muffin-tops, a bunch of homeless
people, getting free toilet paper, revolt because they are only half
full
I just thank the good lord that I'm not forced to accept that indignity


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