Take on the Chick Drink

I am not exactly sure where the line between a girls or guys drink,
but I am pretty sure I have identified one. At a bar, no dude should
ever order a vodka cranberry, tequila sunrise or some fruity martini
and a chick probably shouldn't order a Jack Tripper
Well if the lines at a bar seem obvious, then the ones at Starbucks
should be crystal clear, but somehow people aren't getting the message
because some dude named Mike order a Venti Vanilla no water skim milk
chai today.

Three is a sign that kid's drinks are for 12 year old kids and younger
only, they should do the same with the speciality drinks

There is no place, on this great green earth, where this is acceptable
for a dude to order some specialty coffee. A dude can order one
thing and one thing only: coffee. No whip cream, no chai, no skim,
no nothing. You drink your coffee black, that's it