Some parts of China really are the best. When I checked into my hotel room last night, I was shocked how big it was. Two floors with two bedrooms, full living room, big staircase, two bathrooms and a jacuzzi. The place is literally bigger than any apartment I have ever lived in and they even make your bed for you and the best thing is that they have a sit down toilet!!
I sent some pictures around of my palatial estate and a buddy commented with 'what a life' which sounds good except when you see the bathroom I left in said hotel room
Maybe it was the bird-flu infested chicken, maybe it was some dead floating pig meat I was slipped of maybe it was this disgusting spice which tastes like rotting cheese they out on everything but my colon has had a cleaning that can be most closely equated to birth.
I felt like I was in a twisted episode of Gremlins meets a volcano where the creature is trying to busy through your stomach and eventually explodes.
Luckily for me, I was at a place with a sit down toilet...the rest of the day may not be pleasant
I wonder if I should have left a few bucks for the poor Chinese girl who will have to clean that thing. This is a five star hotel and I just left the DeathStar in their wake. Then again maybe the one getting a tip is the maintenance guy because tgey might be better off just replacing it all together or since it is China they can rip it out and leave a big hole
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