Take on the car antlers

There are a lot of things I hate about Christmas but there are not
many things I hate more than those stupid reindeer antlers that people
put on their cars. Dude it's 2013, you are in your forties and you
drive a $40k car, might be time to not drive around looking like a
douche.
These are the same idiots that show up wearing a Santa hat and an ugly
Christmas sweater which is a good thing because if the apocalypse does
come I know who I am taking out first