Take on the full service ATM

I got to say I love Citibank. They treat you well, they have a lot of
locations and the newest thing are these Fast Cash ATM's which is like
the 10 items or less line because you don't have to wait until some
grandma checks her balance five times before taking out a nickel

The one thing is the decision to name the other ones 'full service'
really implies you are going to get a nice sloppy JB if you stick you
card in their machine