Monday, October 8, 2012

Take on escalator etiquette

There are not many things in this world I find more frustrating than
some ahole standing on the left side of an escalator. I'm not asking
people to give away an organ, I'm only asking people to have some
general etiquette. In a place like Port Authority between 5:30 ad
6:30 there is just nothing more frustrating than one jerk standing
between catching a crappy bus or waiting for 30 minutes till the next
one shows up.
It's not all that complicated: If you want to be a lazy lardass then
stand to the right side, if you are willing to be a normal then walk
up the stairs like a normal human and maybe you'll lose a pant size or
two

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