Monday, August 15, 2011

Take on the fizzeled out campaign

well that didn't last long.    Exactly two months after we predicted it Tim Pawlenty dropped out of the Race for the Republican ticket.
 
I'd like to do Timmy boy a favor and just let him know right now that he will NEVER be president.  He seems like a nice enough guy and I'm sure he's plenty likable but lets be completely serious..  He looks like the president of the Chess Club and probably spent a lot of time tattling on his elementary school friends.   Honestly look at your boy Mitch Daniels and save yourself and your family the stress and just bow out now, you will never be taken seriously...seriously
this is what gets me about being president, every Dick, George and Tim thinks he can do it and although they might be able to run for office and might be great at it when elected, the chances of it happening are zero.    The things that don't hurt you are are a lack of intelligence (see Bush, George Jr.), a clean past (see Clinton, Bill), ties to mobsters (Obama, Barack), functioning soft brain tissue (Reagan, Ron), morals (Nixon, Dick) etc. but what you do need is charisma and Timmy Pawlenty has about as much personality as a wet rag.   Now this might actually help him govern as he might have been able to concentrate on the issues which are important but it does nothing in terms of actually getting elected and that is going to be an issue.  it's the reason Mike Dukakis got about 12% of the vote, Jim Kerry got gang-banged by a war criminal like a porn-star and Bob Dole never stood a chance.
 
so I will say this to the wimpy looking white-dudes..stick with what you know and leave the heavy lifting to those guys who've spent their entire careers carrying around their gigantic egos.
  

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