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MISSING

Short Chinese Kid with big gums, receding hairline, scrawny legs and little unit.
Height 5 foot nothing
Weight one hundred and nothing
Distinguishing features: beady eyes, buck teeth and large horseshoe scar on his calf.
Resembles: Former Knick point-guard Charlie Ward
Goes my the names: Baby Stu, Little Winky, Commish and Hairless Wonder.

Considered armed (with large sword) and possibly dangerous (mostly to small Chinese girls)

Last seen: Superbowl Sunday

Please email TOR@TakeOnRighetti.blogspot.com if you have seen him because we haven't heard from him in months

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