I love chicks like a lesbian. Love the way they look, smile and they smell, a hot chick walking down the street can change my mood. Although I am not sure if it can be attributed only on how hot chicks are and might have something to do with how nasty dudes are. The fact that a chick would ever roll around naked with the filth that is a dude stuns me.
Earlier today some man-bear dude walked through the locker room sans towel and goes to dry his feet but refuses to bend his knees, this is a sight which will make you not want to have lunch, dinner or breakfast the next morning.
Dudes are so disgusting that I am shocked that anybody (dude, chick, whatever) can be attracted to the puddle of hairy mush most dudes are.
So please understand that I am completely in the 'chicks are hot camp'
But here is goes:
CHICKS DO NOT LOOK GOOD WEARING FLATS WITH A SKIRT.
Now I am not sure if this is country wide or just the walking cities but the skirt with flats look is just basically blasphemy. Don't give me any crap about comfort, that is a dude's excuse when he wants to wear a T-shirt and jeans on a Friday Night. Why would you put in all this energy to look good and then go and ruin it with, wearing flats and skirt is like ordering a Filet at a fine steak house and then asking they cook it well done..
If you want comfort, wear jeans but you can't go both ways. If you get dolled up go all the way, if you want style stop being a pussy and give us a little lift. The woman's body is accentuated by heels, everypart that should POP pops and every part that should TUCK tucks, when you are in a skirt and tight shirt it only makes sense to rock heels.
To help you gals in your fashion sense, we have come up with a TOR fashion tip when wearing skirts.
Nothing less than a 2 inch heel is acceptable, but it really should be a 3
inch heel and preferably a 4 incher.
If you are not even going to put this kind of effort you may as well not shave your legs and sign up for the peace corps.
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nice opening line ;-) however the ballet slipper look, looks cute..girls who always wear 4 inch heels with everything, eh...it makes them look like really high maintenance..you kind of have to have a look for the type of event...dress to impress, yes, however don't always look like you want to be on your back with your legs spralled in the air only wearing those 4 inch heels!
ReplyDeleteseriously bro, you are a gaylord. wtf you are giving fashion advice now. stick to politics. what next you are going to blog about project runway? gey
ReplyDeleteOMFG i just read the bump's comment and i started laughing out loud like crazy at work. LMFAO FOR REAL @ "seriously bro, you are a gaylord". i had to show this to my coworker. i'm dying of laughter!
ReplyDeleteby the way, i agree about the 4 inch heels. am i a total sexist for saying that? when i go shoe shopping, my main obsession is the heel height. i will sit there and measure it and compare it against whatever heel i'm wearing. it cannot be less than 4". sometimes i will settle for 3.75" but it kills me. LMFAO FOR REAL.
also, i wear flats/flipflops sometimes and i really hate it. it's usually when i'm in a rush.
omfg why am i commenting on this sh!t.
LMFAO ok WHO is that girl you posted a photo of by the way?! also, the other night i was having drinks with 2 male friends and one of them said the same thing about men. he was all, "in the gym lockerroom some of those dudes walk around completely naked. i can understand why guys always have to persuade a girl to sleep with them"
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