Pig Latin

I’m totally shocked by the mass hysteria that this little flu has caused this entire country.. There are about 300 cases and the entire world’s got their panties in a bunch, more people have gotten bit by an actual pig and died than from contracting this stupid thing.. It’s wall-to-wall hysteria on the cable news channels and Joe Biden isn’t helping the situation any.

Not exactly sure why all of a sudden this is making us so crazy but really this isn’t that different than anything else and there is only a single death reported in the states and that case was a Mexican kid. I see a bunch of jackasses on the subway with masks on, people cancelling trips and vacations and worst yet people washing their hands like they are a bunch of mental patients.

The US Government has put the following on their website

What should I do to keep from getting the flu?


First and most important: wash your hands. Try to stay in good general health. Get plenty of sleep, be physically active, manage your stress, drink plenty of fluids, and eat nutritious food. Try not touch surfaces that may be contaminated with the flu virus. Avoid close contact with people who are sick.

Now that is great advice, wash your hands and get plenty of sleep, I’m doing this and personally I’m avoiding eating filthy ham sandwiches as an extra precaution