Saturday, February 14, 2009

Walk of Shame down the Canyon of Heroes


So we all know about the walk of shame for a chick when she walks home in the same outfit she had on last night..  You know the look, hair disheveled, leather boots on, torn shirt, makeup smudged..  Basically dressed in the same slutty threads on her back, which she used to get some guy to throw her on her back.

 I have for a long time argued that there is no such a walk for a dude, see for a dude it is not a walk of shame but more like a parade for a conquering hero..this is one of those cases where life just isn't fair and sexism to rear it's head. But there is no prouder moment than when a guy walks down that street, head up high, pep in the step with store keepers slapping you five and kids asking to smell your fingers, random dudes give you the dude-nod..   You know the one, when two strangers are able to talk without making a sound. And one guy just nods because he knows exactly what you just did and he approves.  


The question I have is the following
Is there a walk of shame or a conquering hero parade for a chick who likes chicks?


In this case the chick may feel like the conquered or the conqueree?

The TOR opinion is that there should be no shame in any act which leads to anything involving chicks-who likes-chicks especially after a successful expedition to the mountaintops and the valley.  She should walk head up, chest out and a big grin on her face cause John Glenn’s got nothing on her.

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