So Dick Cheney will be wheelchair bound today after he pulled a muscle in his back as he was moving boxes. Although I have sources which say that it actually happened when he tried to climb into the back window of the National Archives in Washington to try to add a quick amendment to keep the vice-president elect from taking office and fell through the window.
I haven't found a good picture of it yet but I can just imagine he looks like Dr Manheimer from Naked Gun 2 1/2
So when the Jets signed Rex Ryan to be their new coach, I had one thought. "it hasn't been 15 hours since his team had a devastating loss in the playoffs and he's already the HC for the NYJ, how quickly can a coach ditch his old team after getting defeated in the playoffs", honestly the corpse isn't even cold yet and this guy has already agreed to a 4 year deal with the Jets. Fans can't sleep after a loss like that and the defensive coach is on the DC-NY shuttle to sign a new contract.
I wonder how many hours it will be before Cheney becomes the CEO of Haliburton again.
I'm guessing he'll be flying to Dubai by 8pm tonight.
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