Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Joe Biden's face is on the side of a Milk Carton

APB for Joe Biden, Democratic running-mate and bulldog..  Old man might be wandering the streets of Dover Delaware wearing only boxer shorts and searching for his dentures. 
If found please return to owner for reward**
**reward involves a lecture about the virtues of change**


WOW what the hell was that train that just ran over Barack Obama's campaign, seems like some geezer was driving the semi with his young chick pacifying the Nascar crowd with the "show your tits" chants.

Granted I'm in China, so I might have a skewed view but every time I turn on CNN, the only thing they are talking about is Sarah Palin and the only time they even show Obama he is talking in front of 15 retirees in the parking lot of a Walmart.  I think they may have forgotten who Joe Biden is (maybe they confused him for a really old looking Ted Danson??)    Thomas Friedman's piece today was spot-on, Obama has lost his message, his audience, his luster his everything and he better find it before we have a polar-bear killing book-hating, gun-toting hotty in office.

One thing you learn when you are in China for a week, the value of a good old American meal, even if it comes at the Hard Rock Cafe in Beijing.   $20 for a Cajun Chicken sandwich which had less spice than James Carville without the crack and a $12 Sol which tastes like chinese urine and I was happy as a clam.
Now just got to sit through a 13 hour flight, an endless line at customs and  2 hour cab-ride.. kill me

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