Friday, August 22, 2008

I keep checking my text message for some word...

How would you like getting a call from the chick you've been after to tell you that she is going to the 8th grade dance with some other douche-bag? This is probably what is going through a couple of guys heads right now as Obama calls them that he's made up his mind and he's not going with them..

David Brooks is calling for him to take Joe Biden, which I'm all in favor of because I do like how it constasts prefectly with Stretch; one will talk for hours without ever saying anything while the other other has made a career a career of shoving his foot so far in his mouth that he can kick himself in the ass. If Obama is going to be president we need somebody to keep us entertained. It was like when Dole lost to Clinton in 1996, Conan O'Brien lost his best piece of material.

So if McCain does win the election, he'll have to remember yet another house of his.
If I ever can't remember how many houses I own, don't wake me up.
What I've noticed about beach volleyball is that the chicks hug after each point, but the guys hardly even look at each other.. I'm not complaining by the way
My buddy OC Zed makes the best call "The men's beach volleyball tandem of Dalhausser & Rogers look like they should be working at Office Max"


As you have read in the blog from earlier about The State of Sports Radio in New York there really isn't anything worthy going on in the sports-talk arena. The talent level is low and the material has just gotten stale. The entire market needs some new blood, some strong opinions, some guys not afraid to get dirty and willing to start some fires.
I give you Tiki Barber who allegedly called his female co-host a "gold medal c*nt" on the air yesterday. This is the kind of fire we need out of Kellerman and Kenny.

Sadly a bunch of NFL players were probably not that sad about Gene Upshaw's passing.. Not for anything personal but for the way that the Union got manhandled by the owners for the last 2 decades.


FASHION TIP#2. Ladies if you hip size is 10 points larger than. your bust size you should NOT wear pant-suits. When you wear one of those bright colored ones you look like a Thanksgiving day float. The jacket never fits right, your legs look like tree stumps and your ass looks like a cartoon characters foot after an anvil has fallen on it.


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