Take on shady Rudy's story

The chances that Rudy's domestic violence woman was actually a lady of the night has to be pretty high. His entire story is ridiculous, nobody believes that Giuliani would pull over for anybody let alone somebody looking for help. It's either one of those lame humble brags or he was dumping the body of a dead prostitute

Take on the death of a snake oil salesman

With all the rumors of Trump's death all over the internet, it felt like we finally had a day where life didn't feel depressing. I hate wishing for somebody's demise but this is one of those days I felt like I could justify it. We know that he's probably not dead mostly because good things don't ever seem to happen to this country anymore but I guess we can all dream.

Take on Trump's illegals tariffs

Nobody has genuinely tried to stop Trump from carrying his plan for an authoritarian regime but today we at least saw a glimpse of what it could look like. An appeals court ruled that his tariffs are illegal which is like pumping adrenaline directly fly into my veins. We know the Supreme Court with overrule this, so it's a short term high but for a few nights I can feel like we've finally been heard

The on Susan Collins

There is no more spineless weasel than Susan Collins and she proves it over and over again with her actions. We aren't sure what will ever happen with her but I'm sure that when she finally retires, the senate will be better off as she has the least amount of conviction of any person to have held that seat.

Take on the shooter

Inhaler read anything about the Grubman today in Minnesota but I'm guessing the was a white guy who was a loner and had no friends. This is the issues, we know the type and we do nothing to prevent this type from getting guns. Please stop with the thoughts and please stop with the prayers and please for the love of god start doing something to keep hugs out of the hands of these kids

Taken the engagement heard round the world

When my teenager m called screaming today, I assume she had lost a foot. Turns out she just gained a Kelce. I didn't go online to look at the proposal but do recognize that this is probably the most lucrative engagement ever. This is princess Diana level with the entire world watching and the fact they held out to reveal until this moment shows you how well choreographed this entire thing is. I'm happy for her (and my daughter) but seriously, we gotta get a grip.

Take on the department of war

Trump is floating the idea of chanjng the name of the Department of Defense back to the Department of War is the kind of thing you do when you want to use a faux war to not have elections. God knows what his motives are but I'm sure there is nothing genuine about it. Somebody needs to out this guy in a old person home

Take on sneakflation

We know major national retailers are fearful of Trump so instead of big grandiose announced price increases based on tariffs, they are just increasing prices and not saying anything. Trump might believe that he's tamed inflation but it's going to come at us really hard when the Q3 numbers finally come out and will be devastating in Q4 when all these inventories will have dried up. You can either ask somebody who knows or ask JD Vance who's as clueless as anybody on these issues.

Take on Gavin

It's taken Democrats ten years to figure out how to get to Trump and Gavin Newsom has finally cracked the code. Forget what you think of him, he's been masterful at this and nobody has been able to get under Donnie's skin better than Your Favorite Governor. Anyway, don't care what it takes but I'm past the Higher Ground and the when they go low we go high thing. It's time to play and save our democracy.

Take on Trump's weird hand color

Ther is something rotten about Trump's hand. I can't tell what it is but the fact he can't bronze it up like the rest of thin makes you think k whatever he's getting pumped into him is necessary to keep him from dropping dead. The rumors of him smelling of dying flesh and runny stool are likely signs of some major mental degradation.

Take on the cracker barrel logo

Everybody is up in arms about to Cracker Barrel logo but I honestly thought this place had gone the way of Bed Bath and Beyond. Who the heck could know that this place is still open, the entire place smelled like dying seniors when I went there 30 years ago.

Anyway, Good luck to them. Hope the new logo brings in somebody...anybody

Take on the underwater king

Trump is historically unpopular by any measure but take FoxNews at their word and he's FDR. I know there isn't anything we will do about it but the fact that a guy who has done nothing but destroy what this country stands for, should have meant he paid some political price. But when your entire party is scared to even breath in your direction, this is what you get.

Take on the racist in chief.

When the president of your country stars trying to downplay the horrors of slavery, you know you got yourself a first class racist. We knew Trump is way too comfortable around the N word in private but now he's pushing the line in public also and I have to say that the chances of him getting any pushback from the GOP is somewhere between 0.0000% and 0.00000%.

Take on the MSNBC rebrand to MS NOW

Nobody does TV worse than MSNBC. What should have been the counterweight to FoxNews has never been more than a pebble. The hosts aren't too intellectual, too pompous and too righteous for them to ever go viral. The lefts lecturing circuit has never worked because they spend all of their time on silly things like facts and norms and not enough on personality and vitriol. We've taken the high ground for years and now we get MS NOW which sounds like the name of some place to buy a Pokémon car, a place where you'll likely be the only guy in there other than the dude will living with his mother.

Take on ultimate trolling

I'm not the biggest Gavin Newson fan but his Trump trolling is already legendary. I'm not sure what will be next or how long they will keep it up, or how long we will remain engaged but that fact he's got the world's attention is petty amazing. Kind of wish he posts a photo of his ex wife and tag Don Jr in it.

Take on the political bend over

Trump has spent his political career placating to Putin and yesterday was no different. We are sure that nothing good comes from yesterday and there is nobody who believes the ex KGB agent was being set up with the guy who was on The Apprentice. This is the sad truth, we voted for a guy whose own ego is more important to him than our countries sovereignty.

Take on the most summit

Trump flew all the way to Alaska to have Putin show him who's boss. We knew it wouldn't go well but it sounds like this idiot got played like a rookie at a game of three card monte. I'm not sure what the best thing to do is but maybe dropping this moron from granola perch could be a start.

Take on Trump Power

When you don't like history, I guess you can just change it. Trump's 1950's view of America hasn't changed for him and he doesn't much like a country where he sees minorities, homosexuals, women and immigrants as having nearly the same rights as white men should. He's so afraid of exposing our country's past because it exposes everything he and Fred Trump have always been about. He has brought this country nothing but a black eye (and a brown streaked pair of skippies) since the day he stepped off that escalator.

Take on giving up

This half year has felt like a decade, covering Trump is completely exhausting. We have been down this road before but somehow Trump I was sort of lame while this sequel has shown how much unchecked power we are willing to give to one man. And i am sick of it all.

Take on the new BLS BS

If you can't forge the numbers, it's best to hide them and if you can't hide them you bury them and if you can't bury them, you just don't release them so that nobody can tell you how badly you're doing. But for a guy who won't release the Epstein files or his taxes, this seems like par for the course

Take on Mar-a-WhiteHouse

Some random dude suggested that the reason they are trying to make The White House look like Mar-a-Lago is because Trump is losing his marbles and when somebody is suffering from Alzheimer's the best thing is to give them something familiar. This is the best theory going and I'm all in because the entire thing looks like somebody broke one of those snow gloves with the gold glitter all over the Oval Office and nobody vacuum cleaner can get it out.

Take on Trump moving Obama, Bush portraits to hidden stairwell

It obviously means almost nothing in the grand scheme but how insecure is Trump that he has ordered the official portraits of Bush I, Bush II and Obama out of public view. It sound like he's moved the Obama one to somewhere near the presidential quarters probably my so he can rub his fat belly against it or to try to moon it. He's such a loser

Take on the negotiations

We just know that Trump is about to give Putin everything including most of Ukraine, half of Poland and Alaska. This will be his grand bargain where he gives away everything and gets back a guarantee from Vlad to not release the pee-pee tape

Take on Cuomo

Nobody is worse at Social Media than Andrew Cuomo. It's shocking how out of touch and hopeless he is on this medium and somehow nobody in his circle has the balls to tell him it's time to quit. I know he still believes it's his destiny to be mayor but I don't think anybody in either party has any interest in this guy getting any other job in government ever again with the only possible exception being Trump.

Take on the new 401K

With a big percentage of our country about to invest all of their retirement savings into crypto, we are either in for a gigantic BitCoin boom OR we are finally coming to that point where we all realize it propped up crap that has no contains value other than somebody dumber that you believing it does. This is our future and it smells like a dirty diaper

Take on Tim Apple

Tim Apple is a spineless fruit. The dude has no morals or decency and the groveling to Trump is embarrassing. I'm sure she can justify it for his stock price but the fact this guy believes that the consumers of his products are happy to see him openly felate this orange clown is embarrassing

Take on the elderly man on the roof

If in a single week Joe Biden decided to take a stroll on the roof of the White House, was caught cheating at golf, said that drug prices would top 1500%, was going to spend $200M for a ballroom, refused to release the Epstein files and fired an official who presented the jobs report because it put him in a bad light, then Jake Tapper would have likely just ignored it.

Take on the Trump economy

For all the money that tariffs is said to bring into the US coffins (money that is just coming from us the residents) we are losing billions as tourism is cratering. I just cannot believe how badly he and his team of incompetents have mishandled this economy and outstanding in the world. Maybe Trump is just the world's greatest magician, making all of our prosperity disappear.

Take on the walking double bogey

Trump continues to both ruin the country and win a bunch of golf tournaments that he himself runs. Nobody believes he's that good at golf but I believe we should convince him to play MORE of it as the less time in the Oval Office, the less chance of him destroying our country.

Take on Trump 2.0

There have been a bunch of anecdotal stories about the demise of Las Vegas which I can see being true as without overseas tourism that city can't survive. We know she a lot of what Trump has done is destructive but now had we are staring to see the damage in real time, he devastation is frightening. We have lost all standings in the world and the only thing Trumps does is get dressed up to look like a kook.

Take on the Trump operation

Watching Trump operate is so pathetic. His own self worth is so tied to perceived "success" that anything that taints that is seen as a direct attack. He had the Smithsonian change an exhibit, he fired the labor statistic chief because he didn't like the fact the labor market is shrinking and he had the fortune of a resignation on the Fed board which will allow him to manipulate the rate.
We have fallen into full blown autocracy with no end in sight.

Release the Epstein files.